How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?

Q. How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it before you answer...

... Keep thinking about it ...

... No, you're not giving this anywhere near enough thought ...

... Ready? Okie, here's the multi-part answer:








1. 10 little piggies (also known as toes), and

2. Two calves, and

3. One ass, and

4. An unknown number of hares (I warned you to think about it, dammit!) and, of course,

5. One pussy!