a quarter a shot

As a painless way to save money, a young couple agreed that every time they made love the husband would put his pocket change into a piggy bank.


One night, during a particularly athletic session of love-making, he knocked the bank off the table.


It hit the floor and shattered. To his surprise, among the coins was a handful of bills.


"What's with the paper money?" he asked his wife.


"Well," she replied, "not everyone's as cheap as you!"