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Monday, February 13, 2006

Three Doctors were talking one day....

Three doctors were discussing the operation of siamese twins joined at the head and were trying to impress each other:

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in New York. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "Well, I'm the best surgeon in California and that's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

"The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas and several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was this woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York.

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